Agents of Chaos: Shuteye Portion Control

Gypsy's effective strategy for denying me sleep:

1. Pull off the velcro straps off my face hugger (CPAP mask).
2. Try to rip off the towel I've wrapped around my head to keep her from pulling off the velcro straps of my face hugger.
3. Drop straws on me and pounce at them with unsheathed claws.
4. Turn on my clock radio to fake me out of bed an hour early.

No wonder I'm sleep-deprived.

To top it off, while I was making coffee, Gypsy kicked a glass fruit bowl off the counter. I managed to catch it before it fell but I spilled coffee beans all over the floor in the process.

Gypsy really does enjoy life.